[MD] Hippies

[Ant McWatt]

Arlo,

>From one MOQ college know-it-all hippie to another...  I haven't seen that 
episode of South Park you mentioned.  It sounds hilarious!

Best wishes,

Anthony


Arlo Bensinger stated February 1st:
>
>Hi Ant,
>
>I thought in support of your recent post, I'd include the opening
>transcript from the South Park episode, "Die Hippie, Die!".
>
>+++++++++++++++++++++++
>
>[An elderly woman's home. Cartman rings her doorbell, and she answers it.
>Cartman is dressed in an orange hazmat suit and is carrying a tank of
>something on his back]
>
>Cartman: Hello, ma'am. I'm working to clean up the neighborhood from
>parasites. Do you mind if I take a quick look around your house? I'm afraid
>you may have hippies.
>
>Elderly Woman: Hippies?
>
>Cartman: [walks in and begins to rap the walls with his fist] Yeah, they've
>been poppin' up all over the neighborhood lately. Ms. Nelson next door had
>seven hippies in her basement; they usually live in colonies. [raps on the
>wall and the pitch changes] Hm, I don't like the sound of that. Could I
>take a look in your attic?
>
>[The attic. He opens the door and looks in. He gets out a flashlight, turns
>it on, and looks around again. He stops after a few seconds.]
>
>Cartman: Oh yeah, boy. Take a look at this, ma'am. [she climbs up until her
>eyes are level with his] See that? Hippies. [five hippies are sitting in a
>clearing in the attic, smoking and laughing.]
>
>Elderly Woman: Oh my.
>
>Cartman: These are what we call the uh giggling stoners. Pretty common form
>of hippie, usually found in the attics. Problem is, if you see one hippie,
>there's probably a whole lot more you're not seein'. Uh, whe-where's the
>backyard.
>
>[The backyard. The elderly lady opens the door and Cartman walks out onto
>the back porch]
>
>Cartman: Yep, that's what I thought. See that? You've got a drum circle in
>your backyard. [eight hippies are seen seated around a small campfire
>drumming away. Logs are scattered around them]
>
>Elderly Woman: Oh, well they showed up a few days ago, but I didn't think
>they were hurting anything.
>
>Cartman: Yeah. You know, I had a guy in Jackson county. He had a little
>drum circle in his backyard. It turned into a drum circle four miles in
>diameter. You get a few hippies playing drums and next thing you know, you
>got yourself a colony.
>
>Elderly Woman: Oh dear.
>
>[back inside the house]
>
>Elderly Woman: Oh, well, so, so what do I do?
>
>Cartman: [goes back to rapping the walls, then stops] Well, your attic
>could be so we can fumigate with polymerethane. The drum circle we're gonna
>have to gas. [raps again. The wall begins to crack and he steps aside. A
>hippie breaks through and falls to the floor. Cartman says under his
>breath] Goddamnit! [pulls out a fire extinguisher from his backpack]
>
>Hippie 1: [dazed and confused, coughing] Whoa, how did I get here? Man, I'm
>so high.
>
>Cartman: Goddamn hippie! [opens fire. Foam spews out from the extinguisher]
>
>Hippie 1: Whoa, dude!
>
>Cartman: Get out of here!
>
>Hippie 1: Not cool! [stands up and looks at Cartman] What's up?! [runs off]
>
>Cartman: Ma'am, I need to clear out your giggling stoners and your
>drum-circle hippies RIGHT NOW, or soon they're gonna attract something much
>worse!
>
>Elderly Woman: Ooooo.what's that?
>
>Cartman: The college know-it-all hippies.
>
>+++++++++++++++++++++++
>
>Heheheheh.... this cracks me up almost as much as Monty Python's Cheese
>Shop sketch....
>
>Arlo
>
>Cartman: They're not people, they're HIPPIES!
>

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