[MD] Tolerance STRANGLES Christianity?

[david buchanan]

Platt, Arlo and all MOQers:

Platt said:
The drift of the U.S. seems to be toleration of all forms of degeneracy, 
except toleration of Christians.

Arlo replied:
Really? Don't you think "tolerance" should be given, before it is expected 
or received?

dmb says:
Anyone who has been keeping up with current events in the U.S. knows exactly 
what Platt is talking about. Sure, 85% of Americans are Christian and only a 
tiny fraction of the remaining 15% are atheist Christian-haters but this 
tiny faction has a profoundly disproportionate amount of power. Plus they're 
in charge of the lions. As I'm sure you've heard, there is a severe shortage 
of lions and the ones presently in stock are extremely fat. They're so tired 
of Christians, that they won't even eat them anymore unless they're 
slathered in gravy. According to Alan Greenspan, if things continue at the 
current rate it'll take 423 years to consume all the Christians. Clearly, 
something has to be done. The plan to convert all American Christians into 
lion poop has to be modified. I've heard that negotiations with the large 
dog food companies like Purina have been stalled by the results coming from 
their research and develpment department. Apparently, most dogs just won't 
eat Christians, not even when they're rendered into crunchy little nuggets. 
Somehow, dogs know its not bacon.

Fortunately, grass roots organizations are springing up all over to take up 
the slack. I recently joined an activist group, for example. Its just a 
local thing so far, but inquiries have been coming in from all over the 
nation. We don't just march down the street carrying signs like traditional 
protesters, mostly because that method is a bit tired. It seems to have lost 
its punch. So we try to be a little more theatrical in tactics. In fact, one 
of the key organizers, Charlie Walton, has a masters degree in Theater and a 
wickedly subservise sense of humor. We call ourselves the "Skinny 
Crossdressers Against Racism and Fur" or "SCARF". Charlie thought people 
would remember an acronym like that even better if we all wore scarves 
during out "protests", so we do. We also eat like pigs during the "show" so 
there are really two kinds of "scarfing" at once. Our little organization 
was originally aimed at helping transvestites with eating disorders but 
times change, you know? And when we heard about all the lions being 
overweight and bloated with Christians, we decided to change our mission. 
More specifically, we're going after the mega-Churches. You know, the ones 
with 10,000 members or more. There are about 10,000 churches of that size in 
the U.S., so we've got a lot of work to do. Fortunately, the atheist 
dominated government has heard about our deadly work and federal grants have 
begun to roll in. Pretty soon I'll be able to quit my day job and start 
destroying those mega-churches full time.

And think of all the room we'll have once all the Christians are gone! Sure, 
the real-estate market is gonna crash, but at least the homeless will 
practically have the suburbs and the south all to themsleves.

Who knew genocide could be so fun and profitable?

And it sure feels good to be doing God's work.

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