[MD] Rightwing Radio Confirms Pirsig

[Arlo J. Bensinger]

[Case]
I posted a link to your first article a week or so ago when you were talking
about porches. It is sad that the party of "family values" rejoices when
productivity increase since this usually corresponds to a decrease in quality
family time.

[Arlo]
They have bigger fish to fry, like keeping gays unwed and cloth unburnt.

[Case]
Speaking of rightwing radio pundits did you see that Limbaugh got busted for
trying to smuggle in a bottle of suspicious Viagra on his way home from a trip
to the Dominican Republic. Isn't he already on probation or something? I guess
he needs a stiffer penalty for this infraction. Anyone who listens to his
arguments on the radio already knows he should be charged with assault with a
dead weapon. 

He must have learned from his previous drug escapades that oxycontin is not a
cure for Mycoxafailin.

[Arlo]
Hehe. Very nice.

Of course, don't you know that drug abusers are only despicable when they vote
democratic? By virtue of his noble republicanism we should simply forgive
Limbaugh his indiscretions. Now, if he were a liberal... well... then we'd drag
his loser, evil, druggie ass through the streets while holding our moral chests
high. But he's "one of us", you see. And so he deserves our forgiveness and
acceptance. Reminds you of the Jimmy "I hate sinners, ooops, got busted with a
prostitute" Swaggart, eh? Ah, well. What's the world without foolish hyporcits
for us to laugh at?