[MD] Intellectual activity

Mon May 15 08:26:11 PDT 2006

Very clever, Margaret. And the kid is only 24! I know a few people who would 
love this site, so I will be sharing it

Alice
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Margaret Warren" <carma at carmapro.com>
To: <moq_discuss at moqtalk.org>
Sent: Sunday, May 14, 2006 10:35 PM
Subject: Re: [MD] Intellectual activity

> Alice & Khaled,
>
> What's all this stuff about God?
> If we're going for intelligent design...
> I'll take mine with a marinara sauce
>
> http://www.venganza.org/index.htm
>
> Margaret
>
>
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> [mailto:moq_discuss-bounces at moqtalk.org] On Behalf Of aesuszynski
> Sent: Sunday, May 14, 2006 2:10 PM
> To: moq_discuss at moqtalk.org
> Subject: Re: [MD] Intellectual activity
>
>
> Khaled, I am so offended that I demand that you look at this website.
>
> http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/
>
> Alice
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Khaled Alkotob" <khaledsa at juno.com>
> To: <moq_discuss at moqtalk.org>
> Sent: Sunday, May 14, 2006 10:49 AM
> Subject: Re: [MD] Intellectual activity
>
>
>> Alice
>>
>> It's Sunday morning and i don't mean to be disrespectful to anyone or
>> offend anyone. the following is a JOKE written and passed around when
>> Dr. Laura was high and mighty in the height of her career.
>>
>>
>> ======================================================================
>> ===
>> ===================
>> Dear Dr. Laura,
>>
>> Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I
>> have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that
>> knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend
>> the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that
>> Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
>>
>> I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the
>> specific laws and how to best follow them.
>>
>> a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
>> pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors.
>> They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
>>
>> b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
>> Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
>> price for her?
>>
>> c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in
>> her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is,
>> how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
>>
>> d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and
>> female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend
>> of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can
>> you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
>>
>> e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
>> 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated
>> to kill him myself?
>>
>> f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
>> Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than
>> homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
>>
>> g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have
>> a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses.
>> Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
>>
>> h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
>> around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev
>> 19:27. How should they die?
>>
>> i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes
>> me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
>>
>> j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two
>> different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing
>> garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester
>> blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really
>> necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town
>> together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to
>> death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with
>> their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
>>
>> I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident
>> you can help.
>>
>> Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
>> unchanging.
>>
>> Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.
>>
>> ======================================================================
>> ===
>> ========================
>>
>>
>>
>> [Khaled previous]
>>> "Had religion yielded and said to that restaurant owner " Hey, as
>>> long as
>>> > you are not drinking that stuff, you are OK to sell it to whoever
>> wants
>>> > it ( within the law) yet still do you 5 daily prayers, your
>>> > fasting
>> and
>>> > your pilgrimage and you are OK."
>>
>> [Alice]
>>> So is compromise the only way to avoid disintegration? I come from a
>> . Catholic background and the Catholics are famous for their
>>> "cafeteria"
>>> beliefs. Every Sunday they say that they believe in the divine
>>> authority of
>>> the pope and yet feel perfectly OK with using birth control. Of
>>> course these
>>> are American Catholics.
>>
>> [Khaled Previous]
>>> "Dynamic values is the key word"
>>
>> [Alice]
>>> And we would be hypocrites if we said we never bend our beliefs
>>> (values) to
>>> fit the situation. But what good then are beliefs in the first  place?
>>
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