[MD] Flying Spagetti Monsters

[ARLO J BENSINGER JR]

[Ian to Platt]
You (Platt US citizen) are at Abu Graib fighting for that democratic freedom you
(we) hold so dear. Is there any order from your US (Land of the free)
commanding officer you would not obey ? Simple closed question.

[Platt answered]
Et tu, Ian? You don't consider the US the land of the free? Seems you too may
have difficulty making a moral distinction between totalitarian and democratic
governments that guarantee individual rights and free markets. 

[Arlo]
Although you did the same distort and evade in your reply to me, I award you 30
points for the utter gall you pull it off with here. Kudos!

Sorry, Ian. Apparently your "simple closed question" was too much.