[MD] Flying Spagetti Monsters

[Arlo Bensinger]

[Platt to Jos]
Most gov. employees in the U.S. are anti-Bush and leak edited information 
to bash the President at every opportunity.

[Arlo]

RW/GWB = Right Wing/George W Bush

So, let me get this straight. There's a MEDIA conspiracy against RW/GWB, 
that covers television, print, newspapers and magazine, basically every 
form of media EXCEPT two or three talk radio programs. There is a 
conspiracy in the ACADEMY against RW/GWB, where "radical leftists" are 
brainwashing stupid kids into supporting their communist agenda. Hollywood 
is conspiring against RW/GWB, where movies, television shows and actors are 
all involved in a plot to destroy American values. And now there is a 
conspiracy of GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES against RW/GWB?!

And then you suggest that those who feel there is a "right-wing" conspiracy 
are nut-jobs???

:-)

PS: I hear the Eskimos are conspiring against RW/GWB as well, but you 
didn't hear it from me...