[MD] Intellect v. Social (Main Event)

[ARLO J BENSINGER JR]

Laaaadies and gentlemeeeen... 

Welcome to The Wednesday Night Main Event.

Your attention please....

In this corner, weighing in at somewhere around 12 pounds, straight from the
hinterlands of Kenya, transcending time and all odds, proving that youth can
conquer all, the challenger... "Turkana Boy"!....

And in this corner, weighing in at a record 100 million pounds, with 20 million
arms and a dedication to smash anything that stands in its way, the historical
dominator, the true "decider", the Champion of the World... "Evangelical
Religion"!...

In an earlier interview, the Champ was quoted as saying "I did not evolve from
Turkana Boy or anything like it... These sorts of silly views are killing our
faith."

A spokesman for the mute Turkana Boy, delivered this immediate comeback.
"Whether the Champ likes it or not, Turkana Boy is a distant relation of his...
The Champ is descended from the apes and these fossils tell how he evolved."

"Them's fightin' words", said the Champ, who demanded that the challenger,
Turkana Boy, be locked in a backroom and repeat over and over "I am not a fact
but merely one of a number of theories."

Fearing violence on behalf of the Champs legions of supporters, "Turkana Boy" is
being surrounded with top security.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/02/06/kenya.fossildebate.ap/index.html