[MD] Intellect v. Social (Main Event)

[Case]

> > Dr Ant McWatt
>Whatever happened to Lucy, the purported mother of us all? Was Turkana Boy
Lucy's child? And who was the father may I ask? The missing links are still
missing although you would never know it from the Darwinian priesthood.

[Dan]
Turkana Boy was Lucy's cousin (twice removed) by marriage. They're still
trying to discover Turk's (as he was affectionately known) father though it
has been long suspected that Uga Bugga (Case's great [to the 3127th power]
grandpappy) was the culprit.

Darwinian priesthood? Hmmm. Chuck's gotta be rolling in his grave over that
one.

Us silly Americans.

[Case]
Ahhh, Granddaddy Uga, sired Granddaddy Turkana, and he sired... If we can
just get to Adam I am home free. And you wonder why people worship their
ancestors. 

As for Darwin's priests, we have our own icon, the Darwin Fish. Every full
moon we roll in pond scum returning closer to our origins as part of the
never ceasing quest for our lost tails.


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> > Arlo Bensinger stated February 7th:
> >
> > Laaaadies and gentlemeeeen...
> >
> > Welcome to The Wednesday Night Main Event.
> >
> > Your attention please....
> >
> > In this corner, weighing in at somewhere around 12 pounds, straight from

>the
> > hinterlands of Kenya, transcending time and all odds, proving that youth

>can
> > conquer all, the challenger... "Turkana Boy"!....
> >
> > And in this corner, weighing in at a record 100 million pounds, with 20
> > million
> > arms and a dedication to smash anything that stands in its way, the
> > historical
> > dominator, the true "decider", the Champion of the World... "Evangelical
> > Religion"!...
> >
> > In an earlier interview, the Champ was quoted as saying "I did not 
>evolve
> > from
> > Turkana Boy or anything like it... These sorts of silly views are 
>killing
> > our
> > faith."
> >
> > A spokesman for the mute Turkana Boy, delivered this immediate comeback.
> > "Whether the Champ likes it or not, Turkana Boy is a distant relation of
> > his...
> > The Champ is descended from the apes and these fossils tell how he 
>evolved."
> >
> > "Them's fightin' words", said the Champ, who demanded that the 
>challenger,
> > Turkana Boy, be locked in a backroom and repeat over and over "I am not 
>a
> > fact
> > but merely one of a number of theories."
> >
> > Fearing violence on behalf of the Champs legions of supporters, "Turkana
> > Boy" is
> > being surrounded with top security.
> >
> > 
>http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/02/06/kenya.fossildebate.ap/index.html
> >