[MD] the Sunday comics

[Case]

Hippos and Horses? I wanted to keep the measuring contest to Primates. If
you are opening that door, it is not only disgusting but hopeless. I am two
steps short of demanding a full refund from the Absolute Source. I think I
was short changed on all counts.

Case

-----Original Message-----
From: moq_discuss-bounces at moqtalk.org
[mailto:moq_discuss-bounces at moqtalk.org] On Behalf Of Heather Perella
Sent: Sunday, February 18, 2007 1:38 PM
To: moq_discuss at moqtalk.org
Subject: [MD] the Sunday comics

> > [Case previously]
> > Damn you SA! What are we going to do now?
> > Wait I have it! Man has the largest male genitalia
> > of any of the living
> > primates!
> > That ought to keep somebody happy for a while.
> 
> [SA previously]
>      I know, I cried when I found out.  I shut
> myself
> down in my bedroom for days, and days, and days, and
> then I just had to go to the bathroom.  I thought
> holding it in any longer might do something terrible
> to me.  So, I just had to go.  I think it was the
> enlightenment I hear all the buddhas talk about.  It
> was blissful Zen.  Zen plumbing.  Something terrible
> was going to happen, I just knew it.  Don't ask me
> how.  I don't know.  Trust me.  I call it bathroom
> enlightenment.  I don't think anybody in the world
> has
> ever known about this.  I must spread it.  Teach it
> to
> all.  YOU MUST GO TO THE BATHROOM!  
> 
> [Case]
> In keeping with my observation above; my father
> always used to remind me
> that when you're done, if you shake it more than
> twice you're playing with
> it.

     See, I knew humans were special, and must have a
total lock on this universe.  And playing with it,
too.  Dang!!!  We are so special.  Now, that will keep
me from crying.  Thanks for helping know how we are so
special.  Humans are totally separate from reality. 
Kings and Queens of the Hill!!!!!  We might as well
call this our universe.  The Human Universe, and when
aliens show up, well, we just kill them and hide them
so nobody in the future will know.  And if you see
anybody appear out of no where, well, kill them too
cause they might be coming from the future to find the
truth of their ancestors.  We might as well start
burning books, too.  Oh, my, oh, my and what about
this and that, oh were doomed!!  Then you've got
elephants, too, large genitalia, so elephants must
have something special, too, since we are special. 
Oh, and horses, this must pop up even long lost
evolutionary cousins.  But hey if we make 'em all go
extinct, nobody will ever know or domestic everything
and weed out using eugenics those horses that might
start to colonize Europe.  We've got a disaster on our
hands.  The sky is falling, the sky is falling!!!! 
Darn those that started all this, maybe we should go
back to the future and kill 'em.  Nobody will ever
know.

SA

P.S. I changed the name of this discussion so we don't
ruin this thread.


 
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