[MD] Dawkins a Materialist (is watching?) - sidequestion forPlatt and Arlo

[Case]

[Arlo]
Actually, Arlo, being an advocate of The One True Toothache, has articulated
a description of "toothache" that is True for All People in All Times.
Should anyone tell you that her/his experience differs from The One True
Toothache, we can assume they've been possessed by demons.

[Case]
Can you become a follower of The One True Toothache through over indulgence
in the Flying Spaghetti Monster? OR did TOTT followers split from the
Pastafarians over doctrinal difference regarding the sacrament of oral
hygiene?