[MD] Down the road of mediocrity

[Arlo Bensinger]

[Platt]
If you are going be guaranteed health care, food on the table, nice 
clothing and decent housing, what's the point?

[Arlo]
If its so glamorous, why haven't your children gone on welfare?

[Platt]
Because in my day we had none of those things. Nor did I have any 
desire to become a parasite on the backs of hard workers.

[Arlo]
Are you saying that if you were young today that you'd go on welfare? 
You think its that attractive a life?