[MD] Social Darwinism

[Ron Kulp]

[dmb]
I forget. Anyway, just turn left where the wild unicorn used to be and
then ask one of the local elves for directions from there. Since you're
going all that way, I have to confess that I may have left my wallet on
that bridge back in 1979. It's a typical brown leather trifold. If you
find it you can keep the cash. I just want the condoms back.

[ron]
Found your wallet!   Lets see here,   hmmmm    ....nude photos of Ernest
Borgnine,
a chronic masterbators club card, well used, a subscription renewel for
Pompus Twit
Monthly, condoms, oh that's right, you want those, "ribbed for her
pleasure"...nice
touch, coupon for the internantional house of dildos "buy one get one
free",
a few broken communion wafers.....a stick of bubble gum...hair, a pabst
blue ribbon
bottle cap.....chicken inspector badge......rubber gloves,.....want
those too?
they look to be a set...