[MD] the Underground

[Arlo Bensinger]

[SA]
G.B. said he'll still go to the Olympic games

[Arlo]
China: Big country, we need their markets. Human rights? Freedom? What???
Cuba: Tiny island nation, we wag our righteous dicks about glorious freedom!

Saudi Arabia: Oil rich. Best friends of Bush. Human rights? What are those?
Iraq: Oil rich. Tried to kill Bush. We must liberate the people!!

Kosova: Most American's couldn't find Kosovo on a map if you paid 
them. We recognize Kosovo's independence! Freedom to the People!
Republic of Lakotah: ... (sound of crickets chirping)...