[MD] Shit Happens. What to do?

[Krimel]

The simplest statement of my metaphysics is: 
Shit Happens!

What to do? 
I prefer the three phases of the scientific method:

1. Check it out
2. Mess with it
3. See what happens

It was used to knock rocks into flint cores...
To build mud huts...
To rub sticks together....
     (Hey Ugga, you reckon farts will burn?)

It works on fire and ice
It has given us wings
     (Stewardess, could I get a side of Buffalo sauce?)

Empires rose and fell with it.
It can be found in every land and on every shore.

>From caves to condos
>From obsidian to supercolliders
>From powered ochers to plasma screens
>From seal skins to spandex 

The Egyptians built the pyramids with it.
Newton used it to describe planetary motion.

Pick up lines are rooted in it.
There is no other way to tune a guitar.
It is essential to breast feeding.
It can stop a dripping faucet.
It makes a great barbeque.
Plot twists depend on it
It's in the Constitution.

It takes gumption to wield it well.
It engages the imagination in all its phases.

Shit Happens!

What to do?
   1. Check it out.
   2. Mess with it.
   3. See what happens.

I have seen infants use this method; literally, as shit was happening.