[MD] Discrete & Dependent

[Platt Holden]

> There is an especially amusing section on "monkey fairness". His
> experiments demonstrated that even monkeys are in favor of equal pay for
> equal work and became angry at such injustice, at least when they were the
> victims of it. They found that even rats were reluctant to get a treat if
> it meant a painful shock to the neighboring rat. Even rats are opposed to
> torture. My point? Even monkeys and rats are morally superior to the
> Republicans. That's funny because its true.

Democrats are like monkeys and rats? That's funny and true.