[MD] RanDoM tHouGht

[Ron Kulp]

[Ron]
do serve a medium, I replied" don't you need a small and a large to 
have a medium?"

[Arlo]
I always found it insulting that Starbucks' sizing began with "Tall" 
(then "Grande" then "Venti"). Me, I order a latte "small". Them, "we 
don't have a small". Me, do you know what your smallest size is? 
Them, yes. Me, then that is your "small", is it not? Them, we don't 
call it that, we call it a "tall". Me, you could call it Mary Poppins 
for all I care, if it is your smallest size, then by definition it is 
your 'small'.

Pretentious wankers.

Ron:
you'll get no argument here..