[MD] Report on Gold

[Woods Woods]

Rebecca:
I'm canning applesauce with fruit from my neighbours' backyard as we
speak...
And you know, every time I forget how damn long those jars take to boil!
You can't eat shiny metal Woods.  

woods:

    Your right!  People are buying up this gold, and I'm pointing out 
just how downhill this event is.  I haven't even tried to get 
any gold.  My concern is on food, shelter, clothing, and people I can 
trust.

Rebecca:
But don't you think the pioneering
forefathers of the American population are spinning in their graves right
now?  We've totally forgotten how the planet works in our crazy push to get
on in the world.


woods:
   Heck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rebecca:
Keep your chin up and your cold cellar full,


woods:
be careful... be very, very careful


woods