[Platt] "I'll give you my gun when you take it from my cold, dead hands."-- Charlton Heston [Arlo]] Which in the case of an invading army would take about 6.5 seconds. But I am thankful to know that as the armies of China storm the shores of the Carolinas, Platt will be out there with his handgun to hold them off. For all 6.5 seconds he will last...