[MD] Theism/epistemology

[ARLO J BENSINGER JR]

[gav]
god died a long time ago

[Paco]
Not mine. I can introduce him/her to you if you wish. 

[Arlo]
I have a friend named "Charlie" I'd like you to meet as well. He's been my
friend since I was a kid. He talks to me when I am alone. No one else can hear
him though, so I have to tell them what Charlie says. Most of the time Charlie
is funny and makes me feel good, but sometimes Charlie tells me to do bad
things. I've been trying to tell these kind folks in their white uniforms that
I had to do what I did; Charlie told me to. Its just a good thing Charlie was
able to sneak past the guards. Would you like to me to introduce you to
Charlie? By the way, did I tell you Charlie is a Leprechaun? Yessir, they are
real. Charlie proves it.