[MD] Smokey Bear Sutra

[Arlo Bensinger]

[John]
And he showed himself in his true form of SMOKEY THE BEAR

[Arlo]
"I was watching television when I was five years old, and Smokey the 
Bear came on and said, 'Only YOU can prevent forest fires.' Me!? Oh 
great, and there I was every night in my pajamas sitting by my 
bedroom window with a bucket of water waiting for the call..." 
(Steven Wright, not quite verbatim, from memory)