[MD] Problems with Intellectual control of Society

[Arlo Bensinger]

[Craig]
I suggest you charge for the blow jobs you're 
giving to pay for the free soda.  Otherwise, it sounds like a financial loser.

[Arlo]
I think you went to the wrong marketing school, 
Craig, as you got it backwards. Offering free 
soda to people who pay for blow jobs may get you 
a couple customers. Offering free blow jobs to 
people who buy a can of soda... now THATS what will bring 'em to the door! :-)