[MD] Master-Baiting for Evil Leftists and Commie Interleckchuals

[Arlo Bensinger]

[Platt]
"No personal attacks at all," as he adds two more. Hilarious. Keep 
'em coming. .

[Arlo]
Well, this is what you really want anyway, isn't it? Be honest.

I mean, you don't really want to discuss Marx or Marxist Philosophy. 
And its not like I haven't tried that before, the archives bear that out.

So why don't we drop the pretense of the "Marx" fishhook, and just 
talk about your fervent need to master-bait?

[Arlo's Extensible List of Master-Baiting Hypotheses]
1. You're lonely. But you're also socially inept. As a child this is 
how you learned to get attention.
2. You're secretly writing a book called "Internet Trolling for Dummies".
3. You're wife installed an anti-porn firewall.
4. Someone named "Arlo" beat you up, took your lunch money and had 
the girl you had a crush on give you a vicious wedgie back in grade school.
5. You bumped your head and are now believe you are the embodied 
ghost of J. Edgar Hoover.
6. There is a secret conservative fund that pays users $10 every time 
they post to the Internet something about evil libs, leftits, 
statists, commies, perfessers, etc., and you have your eyes set on 
buying a Cadillac.

7. You're bitter you were unable to answer any substantive point in 
the last go 'round, and you think uninformed comments about Marx will 
make people forget that (Hey, it works on talk-radio!)
8. You were home-schooled by Fred Phelps.
9. You suffer from cyborgaphobia, and this was a desperate attempt to 
derail the AI thread, lest some future evil statist develops a 
conservo-terminator.

PS: Intellectual Property Rights appreciation to Horse for the term 
"interleckchuals". :-)