[MD] The Great Bikini/Burkha Breast Brouhaha

[Arlo Bensinger]

[John]
Well my wife informs me that our college-age daughter participated in 
this important scientific experiment to validate the claims that the 
lack of burkhas is causing earthquakes...  The experiment was called 
"boobquake"

[Arlo]
Hehe. Yeah. Once again, however, those claiming "god's wrath" 
demonstrate 100% consistency. I mean, could you imagine the cleric 
going "Oh shit! God's causing earthquakes because we are treating our 
women like sinful cattle! Quick, everyone off with your burkas!"

It's never "us". It's always "them".

And speaking of "its never us", you know, why don't the men demand 
men where burkas too? I mean, doesn't the sight of male flesh inflict 
unwanted lustful thoughts in women? Wouldn't it be prudent to ensure 
that doesn't happen? Wouldn't "Burkas for all!" be the right demand here?

Well, that would break the 100% "always them" consistency. And we 
can't have THAT!