[MD] Tossing Coins or The Dervish's Deed

[Krimel]

>> [Krimel]
>> People love sports.
>> It's a beautiful thing.

[Dave]
Tiger loves sports and sex.
How beautiful is that?

[Krimel]
Football is a sport that starts with a chance and ends in mayhem.

Golf is a game of precision and skill but chaos lurks in every blade of
grass and every puff of wind.

Beautiful indeed.

But until Tiger brings sex onto the links... boring as all get out.