[MD] Daughter and their uses

[David Thomas]

...cont from before,
[John] 
>> "nah dad, that's Robert Pierced-pig"
[Dave]
> God, I sure am glad I wasn't sipping my wine when I opened this one.
> Snorting wine out one's nose with or without boogers at my age could lead to
> cardiac arrest.
> 
> John, if you have any gonads you'll get that tattooed somewhere with the
> author's name and date of utterance.
> 
Hell I would even design it. I can see it now a kinda punk Miss Piggy with
piercings looking back over her shoulder, in black leather jacket that just
start to cover the hams with a nice red valentine's heart tattoo pierced
with an arrow and reading MooQ.  (translated: My Offsping Of Quality)

Still chuckling
Dave