[MD] The strong interpretation of the MOQ (SIM)

[Arlo Bensinger]

[John]
Sure wish you were around when the great, Smokey THE Bear vs Smokey 
Bear, debate was going on Mary.

[Arlo]
This reminds me of my favorite Steven Wright skit. Not verbatim, but 
it goes like...

When I was a kid I was watching TV and Smokey the Bear came on and 
said "Only YOU can prevent forest fires", and I was like "Me?"... So 
there I sat every night by my window with my pail of water....

Which is precisely the confusion Mary is having. She is Steven 
confusing the convention "only you" with the literal "only YOU", and 
sitting there with her pail of water and the belief that its up to 
her alone to prevent forest fires....