[MD] The strong interpretation of the MOQ (SIM)

[Mary]

I want to know what ever happened to Steven Wright?  

Paraphrasing...



Woke up one morning and I couldn't find my socks.



So I called information.



"Information.  What city please?"




Ummm, I can't find my socks.



"They're under the couch."



...



She was right.









Another...


My house is in the median of the interstate.


I have to be going 55 mph when I leave my driveway.







> 
> [John]
> Sure wish you were around when the great, Smokey THE Bear vs Smokey
> Bear, debate was going on Mary.
> 
> [Arlo]
> This reminds me of my favorite Steven Wright skit. Not verbatim, but
> it goes like...
> 
> When I was a kid I was watching TV and Smokey the Bear came on and
> said "Only YOU can prevent forest fires", and I was like "Me?"... So
> there I sat every night by my window with my pail of water....
> 
> Which is precisely the confusion Mary is having. She is Steven
> confusing the convention "only you" with the literal "only YOU", and
> sitting there with her pail of water and the belief that its up to
> her alone to prevent forest fires....
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