[MD] the New Crusades

[John Carl]

It is time for the god fearing christians in this country to stand up for
their religious beliefs and way of life and repel the muslim invaders!    It
all became clear today as I listened to our local community (usually very
liberal) radio station describe the travesty of the Taliban amongst us, and
how to rid our society of these invaders.

According to the Koran, it is an unholy sin for a man to look upon another's
wife, correct?   Therefore, our god-fearing Christian wives should remove
their clothes and parade around the neighborhood for an hour or so, once a
week, to drive out religious fanatics.

The men of the neighborhood should help by gathering on lawns and front
porches, in comfy chairs,  calmly observing this parade of righteous
femininity and since the Koran also forbid alcohol, have an ice chest full
of beer on hand.  Anyone staying inside and not drinking, would be
immediately suspect and possibly put on some sort of watch list.

Since this is really the most important problem facing American society
today, I believe we should devote the  time spent in Churches on Sunday to
this noble task, and repeat the ritual once a week till society is fully
purged.   I believe at least half the population would be in favor of this
plan.


Problem solved.

Once again, you're welcome.