[MD] of dead squirrels

[Frank Booth]

I was jogging yesterday and heard a minor commotion coming from a tree by the 
side of the trail.

I turned and saw a short thick chunk of tree branch hit the dirt.

I realized it was a squirrel, stiff and dead as a motherfucker.

The little guy must have been nibblin' on the power lines; nibble, nibble, 
nibble ... ( OOOPS! )

I thought of you people, rearranged my jock and kept on jogging.