[MD] Seriously, Dan

[Krimel]

[Dan]
Krimel is an old friend. My 'asshole' statement had more to do with
his rebuttal to my original statement than to him personally. I mean,
I know Krimel didn't really want a pony. If he'd said he wanted a blow
job and didn't get one, well, then I'd of taken him seriously.


[Krimel]
My initial response was something like this:

> [Dan]
> ... The world will bend to your will.
>
> [Krimel]
> Right: "If wishes were horses then beggars would ride."
> I spent Christmas Eve in the backyard, waiting for my pony...
>
[Dan]
asshole

[Krimel]
If you bend the world a little more to your will, I'll bet you can kiss
mine.

But I didn't think it would be accepted in the spirit of friendship. When it
comes to my personal attempts to bend the world to my will I choose my
futile gestures carefully. For ponies, wishing in the backyard, works as
well as one might expect. For blowjobs, I prefer begging indoors. As futile
gestures go they provide about equal levels of satisfaction, as do praying
for lottery numbers, hoping for a raise, dreaming of retirement and
meditating on world peace.