[MD] Seriously, Dan

[John Carl]

On Sun, Jan 3, 2010 at 8:21 AM, Krimel <Krimel at krimel.com> wrote:

> [Dan]
>


> Krimel is an old friend. My 'asshole' statement had more to do with
> his rebuttal to my original statement than to him personally. I mean,
> I know Krimel didn't really want a pony. If he'd said he wanted a blow
> job and didn't get one, well, then I'd of taken him seriously.
>

John:

Fair enough.  Being an old friend, you understand him.  I myself would have
pointed out that in this economy, horses and ponies have become too
expensive to keep and since they've got laws against slaughtering them,
people can't even give 'em away.

Thus, if Krimel really wants a pony, all he has to do is look around and
he'll find one for free.


[Krimel]
> My initial response was something like this:
>
> > [Dan]
> > ... The world will bend to your will.
> >
> > [Krimel]
> > Right: "If wishes were horses then beggars would ride."
> > I spent Christmas Eve in the backyard, waiting for my pony...
> >
> [Dan]
> asshole
>
> [Krimel]
> If you bend the world a little more to your will, I'll bet you can kiss
> mine.
>
> But I didn't think it would be accepted in the spirit of friendship. When
> it
> comes to my personal attempts to bend the world to my will I choose my
> futile gestures carefully. For ponies, wishing in the backyard, works as
> well as one might expect. For blowjobs, I prefer begging indoors. As futile
> gestures go they provide about equal levels of satisfaction, as do praying
> for lottery numbers, hoping for a raise, dreaming of retirement and
> meditating on world peace.
>

John:

So which is it you want, Krimel, a pony?  Or satisfaction?  Both are
attainable.  For ponies I'd search in the want ads.  For satisfaction and
other such mental states, I'd look into philosophy.