[MD] Oh my Lord

[MarshaV]

I think you'll will enjoy this.....

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>Eve's conversation with God.
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>"Lord, I have a problem."

>"What's the problem, Eve?"

>"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all
>of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but
>I'm just not happy.

>"And why is that, Eve?"

>"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

>"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for
>you."

>"Man? What is that, Lord?"

>"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain;
>all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and
>will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he
>will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in
>childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as
>smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

>"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's
>the catch, Lord?"

>"Well...you can have him on one condition."

>"And what's that, Lord?"

>"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring...so you'll have
>to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our
>little secret...you know, woman to woman...."