[MD] Flying Spagetti Monsters

[Arlo Bensinger]

[Micah]
Rhetorical question, as nothing can be shown to exist independent of humans.

[Arlo]
Nothing can be shown to exist independent of "me". If I kill myself, in an 
attempt to see if things exist "independent" of me, what will I find? 
Nothing. And, from a monkey's point of view, nothing can be said to exist 
independently of monkeys.

[Micah]
Man is the measure of all things.

[Arlo]
Therefore, Arlo is the measure of all things... or perhaps monkeys are.