[MD] Intellect v. Social (Main Event)

[pholden at davtv.com]

Quoting ARLO J BENSINGER JR <ajb102 at psu.edu>:

> [Arlo]
> A favorite South Park skit...
> 
> Mr(s) Garrison: Alright, kids. It is now my job to teach you the theory of
> evolution.
> 
> Butters: Oh,boy!
> 
> Mr(s) Garrison: Now, I for one think that evolution is a bunch of BULL CRAP, but
> I'm told I have to teach it anyway. [speaking of evolution] It was thought up
> by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this. In the beginning we were all
> fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had
> a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So retard
> fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish
> crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands...and it had butt sex
> with a squirrel or something, and made this...retard frog-squirrel...and then
> that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog...and then this
> monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey...that monkey had a mutant
> retard baby that screwed another monkey and...that made you. So there you go.
> You're the RETARDED OFFSPRING OF FIVE MONKEYS HAVING BUTT-SEX WITH A
> FISH-SQUIRREL Congratulations!

Thanks. Now it's my favorite, too. 



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