[MD] Intellect v. Social (Main Event)

[Dan Glover]

>From: "ARLO J BENSINGER JR" <ajb102 at psu.edu>
>Reply-To: moq_discuss at moqtalk.org
>To: moq_discuss at moqtalk.org
>Subject: Re: [MD] Intellect v. Social (Main Event)
>Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2007 19:49:50 -0500
>
>
>[Arlo]
>Ahh.. I should've expected Uga to be involved in this. Its hard, though, 
>because
>my upbringing tells me we are all the children of Noah's incestuous 
>post-flood
>daughter-banging (no wonder he spent his remaining years a wine-sloshed
>drunkard on the slopes of Mt. Sinai!). Not to mention that this incestuous
>beginning was a redux-incestuous start, since once before all our 
>bloodlines
>were tied to the incestuous union of the progeny of Adam and Eve. (Which 
>leads
>some scholars to believe the "Garden of Eden" is located somewhere in
>Kentucky...)

I thought it was Arkansas...

>
>[Dan]
>Us silly Americans.
>
>[Arlo]
>A favorite South Park skit...
>
>Mr(s) Garrison: Alright, kids. It is now my job to teach you the theory of
>evolution.
>
>Butters: Oh,boy!
>
>Mr(s) Garrison: Now, I for one think that evolution is a bunch of BULL 
>CRAP, but
>I'm told I have to teach it anyway. [speaking of evolution] It was thought 
>up
>by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this. In the beginning we were 
>all
>fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish 
>had
>a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So 
>retard
>fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby 
>fish
>crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands...and it had butt sex
>with a squirrel or something, and made this...retard frog-squirrel...and 
>then
>that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog...and then this
>monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey...that monkey had a mutant
>retard baby that screwed another monkey and...that made you. So there you 
>go.
>You're the RETARDED OFFSPRING OF FIVE MONKEYS HAVING BUTT-SEX WITH A
>FISH-SQUIRREL Congratulations!

Hi Arlo

What a hoot. The pinnacle of evolution: diaper wearing astronuts driving 900 
miles to kidnap the rival for their affection, gay meth smoking evangelists 
who have sudden conversions to heterosexuality, and a "Decider" who's out to 
nuke the world.

But hey, its all in Micah's head so why get our panties in a bunch over any 
of it?

>
>See this on youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek1lMtCLRW0)