[MD] Intellect v. Social (Main Event)

[ARLO J BENSINGER JR]

[Arlo previously
... my upbringing tells me we are all the children of Noah's incestuous
post-flooddaughter-banging (no wonder he spent his remaining years a
wine-sloshed drunkard on the slopes of Mt. Sinai!). Not to mention that this
incestuousbeginning was a redux-incestuous start, since once before all our
bloodline swere tied to the incestuous union of the progeny of Adam and Eve.
(Which leads some scholars to believe the "Garden of Eden" is located somewhere
in Kentucky...)

[Marsha] 
I thought it was Arkansas...

[Arlo]
Hm. I do remember reading that "Garden of Eden" in the Aramaic sounded something
like 'Texarkana". Maybe Kentucky is just hung up on being like Noah. 

[Marsha]
What a hoot. The pinnacle of evolution: diaper wearing astronuts driving 900
miles to kidnap the rival for their affection, gay meth smoking evangelists who
have sudden conversions to heterosexuality, and a "Decider" who's out to nuke
the world.

[Arlo]
Hm. And given our choices... this means we are either (a) like this because we
are mostly still at the core apes (apologies to the apes), or (b) are all
whacked because of the amount of incest the Bible tells us is in our bloodline.

[Marsha]
But hey, its all in Micah's head so why get our panties in a bunch over any of
it?

[Arlo]
As of this morning he has not solved the Middle East. I wonder what's taking him
so long?