[MD] Stop Global Warming

[pholden at davtv.com]

Quoting Arlo Bensinger <ajb102 at psu.edu>:


> Third, ahem... buy a motorcycle. Oh sure, modern-day liberal wimps 
> love their hybrids, but my Harley gets on average between 50-60 miles 
> per gallon. Plus instead of looking like a dweeb in an emasculating 
> "sedan" or god-forbid "minivan", you can ride with your head held 
> high and proud. Ladies, nothing is hotter than a woman who rides. 
> (Arlo admits this last bit was unabashedly sexist). Its fun, its cool 
> and it saves the environment. Want another incentive? Those pipes 
> will bug the hell out of stuffy old conservatives. It's the perfect activity!!!

Those "pipes" ought to be outlawed. If my car made as much noise, I'd be
arrested. Why motorcycles are given a pass is an outrage. Talk about fairness!
Besides, the noise pollution is a disgrace to civilized society, interfering
with the right to privacy and disturbing the peace. You want to save gas, get a
bicycle.

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