[MD] Stop Global Warming

[Arlo Bensinger]

[Arlo previously]
Those pipes will bug the hell out of stuffy old conservatives. It's 
the perfect activity!!!

[Platt proves it]
Those "pipes" ought to be outlawed. If my car made as much noise, I'd 
be arrested. Why motorcycles are given a pass is an outrage. Talk 
about fairness!

[Arlo]
Are you in favor of banning smoking in public? If you think hearing 
my pipes is outrageous, why on earth should I have to breathe in 
other people's stink!!

Or, what about when my neighbor BBQs? Why should I have to be 
subjected to this odor? Or when the little league team up the hill 
practices, when I want to sit in my comfy, quiet house... should I be 
able to silence them? What about my neighbor who cuts wood with his chainsaw?

[Platt]
Besides, the noise pollution is a disgrace to civilized society, 
interfering with the right to privacy and disturbing the peace.

[Arlo]
And I think air pollution via smoking is a disgrace, and my 
neighbor's BBQ interferes with my right to privacy (or is it only 
sounds and not smells that incur the wrath of stuffy conservatives?)

[Platt]
You want to save gas, get a bicycle.

[Arlo]
Whatsamatter, Platt. 50-60 mpg not good enough. It is for me, I've 
saved hundreds on gas alone in two years, and have not only the fun 
of riding, but of bother curmudgeouny cratchets along the way.