[MD] RanDoM tHouGht

[Ron Kulp]

>
> [Ron]
> do serve a medium, I replied" don't you need a small and a large to
> have a medium?"
>
> [Arlo]
> I always found it insulting that Starbucks' sizing began with "Tall"
> (then "Grande" then "Venti"). Me, I order a latte "small". Them, "we
> don't have a small". Me, do you know what your smallest size is?
> Them, yes. Me, then that is your "small", is it not? Them, we don't
> call it that, we call it a "tall". Me, you could call it Mary Poppins
> for all I care, if it is your smallest size, then by definition it is
> your 'small'.
>
Ron: Hear about the midget clairvoyant that escaped from prison?
the papers read: SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!