[MD] A modern allegory

[Arlo Bensinger]

[Platt]
The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 'Welcome to the 
Republican party.'

[Arlo]
How appropriate. Using a controlled, phony and ridiculously contrived 
dialogue to sell your party. It's got all the party soundbites. 
"Redistribution of wealth", leftist professors, lazy and stupid 
slackers; and the heroine, a hard-working virginal daughter whose 
simple naiveity was manipulated by a radical perfesser to buy into 
the evil, unfair world of Marxism... Yes, folks, welcome...