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  Cheers JC - that brought a big smile to my face - along with a huge 
groan! :)

On 08/07/2010 02:06, John Carl wrote:
> Ok, here's the thing I read the other day, and for some reason, I thought of
> you, Horse.  It's more pertinent to a line of inquiry Marsha brought up,
> because it concerns the former veep and his squelcher of vice, Tipper.
>
> What a name.  Have you ever heard a more preppie name than "Tipper"?
>
> Man she used to be hated.  All kinds of musicians and artists chimed in with
> vitriol when Tipper came up with the idea of classifying certain artforms as
> inappropriate for children, and I doubt much real thought has ever actually
> gone into what is actually inappropriate for children, or the entire Disney
> pantheon of matricidal mania would NOT  pass muster. But who cares about
> philosophy or psychology?  Mostly what gets defined is by the fucking word.
> That one word is  how you judge whether it's inappropriate for children or
> not.
>
> Rather a narrow criterion, if you ask me.  And I'm only weighing in unasked
> because so much talk of censorship has been a topic as of late.
>
> Anyway, back to Al and Tipper.  Lots of people don't know this, but Al
> worked real hard to keep the sex magic going with Tipper.  He had all kinds
> of scientific backing for the needs of the elderly, and lots of info on the
> internet (which he'd invented) about ways to please a woman and he worked
> real hard at it, like everything in his life.  In a stern and bumbling way.
>
>
> He'd take charts to the nuptual chamber.  And a certain Earth Wind and Fire
> cd which appealed to him and he thought he could get his groove on with.
>
> But no matter how hard he tried, sweating away, consulting his charts,
> working his ass off,  following the lyrics and bump-thrusting when his
> charts told him to, nothing really worked.  Tipper would just get bored with
> the whole attempt and after  awhile would criticize as gently as possible,
>
> "Honey?  Your Al Gore Rhythm just isn't doin' it for me."
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