[MD] Cartman Lives?

[Arlo Bensinger]

[Marsha]
Did you misspell my name?

[Arlo]
Not intentionally. Likely due to a combination of carpal tunnel, eye 
strain, and the ravaging effects of age on my tired brain. Add a 
Molson Canadian and some highly salted beef-jerky to the mix and you 
have a recipe for disaster.

For what its worth, I had a supervisor once (years ago) who said my 
name differently and always incorrectly every time she addressed me. 
Sometimes I was "Arnold", sometimes "Ardo", sometimes "Aldo" (like 
Nova, the Great Rocker). Once I was "Alpo", which given the position 
(very Dilbert-esque) seemed to jive, I certainly felt like canned dogfood.